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In Episode 6, Calum and Mark find themselves in the heart of Canada's wine country - Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario. From wineries and wine competitions to comprehensive grape research and wine education, everyone in town is ripe with the love of vino... everyone except the handful of brewmasters that work at Niagara-on-the-Lake's one and only brewery. Yes, beer is a second rate beverage here... and d'ems fightin' words! Calum and the local beer makers face off against Mark and his squadron of wine aficionados in a road hockey match that'll see the loser get our most putrid punishment to date, 'The RHR Blaahhhh!'

3 Stars of the Game

  • 1st Star - Craig "Patty" Patterson (Beer)
  • 2nd Star - Pauly Frederiksen (Beer)
  • 3rd Star - Gary Friesen (Wine)
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Gary Friesen

  • Family owns Pillitteri Estates Winery
  • 4-year OHL vet
  • Kicks ass at kicking ass
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Chris Jeffries

  • Co-owns "Taps Brewery"
  • Could swim in beer if he wanted to
  • Once head-butted a guy in rec. league
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PJ Thornton

  • Producer extraordinaire
  • Pterodactyl slayer
  • May have crabs in his hair
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Craig "Patty" Patterson

  • Pauly's hetero-lifemate
  • Play AAA Midget
  • Once puked from an 8th floor window
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Jamie Mudford

  • Plays Men's "A" ball hockey
  • A student of Oenology
  • Can't get enough chicken wings
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Pauly Frederiksen

  • Plays road hockey like the Ultimate Warrior
  • Tried to fill up a taxi with leaves
  • Once a carney, always a carney
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Aaron Campisano - Goalie

  • 3-time champ of the Coast-to-Coast Ball Hockey Tournament
  • Favourite author: Ken Dryden
  • Once passed out on his front porch
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Kyle Butler - Goalie

  • Niagara Falls Dek Hockey champ
  • Favourite food: beer
  • Works at a winery, but hates wine
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Punishment Title

Step 1: Eat as much as you can, step 2: Drink syrup of ipecac (a vomit enducer), step 3: Puke the entire contents of your stomach onto Mark!

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"The science community may not know this fact but the stench and burning of red hot human vomit can linger on pasty white flesh even after 8 hours of straight showering." - Mark

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