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Situated right smack dab on the Canada / U.S. border - St. Stephen, New Brunswick is all smiles and handshakes when it comes to relations between it and its Yankee neighbours across the river in Calais, Maine. But after Calum and Mark roll into town in the name of road hockey prowess, all the smiles and handshakes quickly turn into flag waving and cheap shots! Mark's got the Canadians and Calum's got the Americans and neither of them wants to be subject this border city punishment: 'The 1812 Barrage!'
3 Stars of the Game
- 1st Star - Nick Ganong (Canada)
- 2nd Star - Andrew Moffitt (Canada)
- 3rd Star - Eric MacDonald (America)
Andrew Moffitt
- Plays Sr. A for St. Stephen Seahawks
- Serious sniper
- Has more guns than most Americans
| G | A | PTS |
| 5 | 0 | 5 |
David Mitchell
- Played Jr. A and CIAU
- He's a lawyer...
- ... so we only have nice things to say about him
| G | A | PTS |
| 1 | 0 | 1 |
Chris Richardson
- Systems Administrator
- His Jr. B team changed to Sr. A so he could keep playing
- Scale model of Captain Canuck
| G | A | PTS |
| 2 | 0 | 2 |
Geoff Mitchell
- Best American player in Calais
- Stole his wife from Canada
- Once killed a partridge with a rock
| G | A | PTS |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
Jeff McGinley
- Tough checker
- Hates Americans who think they're always right
- Doesn't date older women. EVER!
| G | A | PTS |
| 1 | 1 | 2 |
Aaron Fitzpatrick - Goalie
- Has stopped shots from Sidney Crosby
- Sings a cappella with 'A-1 and the Sauce'
- Doesn't eat tomatoes or onions
| G | A | PTS | Save% | GAA |
| 0 | 0 | 0 | .566 | 8.00 |
Nick Ganong - Goalie
- Went to Air Canada Cup for Midget AAA
- Old School goalie
- Self-admittd chocoholic
| G | A | PTS | Save% | GAA |
| 0 | 0 | 0 | .853 | 5.00 |
Eric MacDonald
- Has played hockey in MA, ME , and NB
- Loves his low taxes
- Wants to build a wall at the border
| G | A | PTS |
| 3 | 1 | 4 |
After captaining the apple pie loving American side, Calum is pelted by apples launched from huge sling shot devices for losing the game in St. Stephen.
"You're welcome St. Stephen! I hope you appreciate what I did for you. Holy s!#* that sucked." - Calum
