In the province of Alberta there are only two types of hockey fans, Edmonton Oilers supporters and Calgary Flames followers. In fact, both contingents have despised each other for over twenty-seven years and in no other Albertan city is this dichotomy more evident than in the city of Red Deer, situated exactly equidistant between Edmonton and Calgary. In probably our most heated rivalry to date, Mark and the Red Deer Oiler fans face off against Calum and his clan of loyal Flames fanatics. And the punishment for the loser... none other than 'The Greasy Hooter!'

First Mark is greased up in oil and then tied to a rope and dragged behind a truck. Only protected by a jock and helmet, Mark launches over a number of jumps that cover him in white feathers in honour of the official bird of Alberta, the Great Horned Owl.

"Even though this punishment negatively changed my entire outlook on life, I am proud to say that I still hold the title of being the biggest, baldest, most sensual Greasy Hooter in all of Red Deer County!" - Mark